The Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool by Wendy Northcutt

Author:Wendy Northcutt [Northcutt, Wendy]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Tags: Humor, Form, Anecdotes, General, Stupidity, Essays
ISBN: 9780452295636
Google: 0PjwOZ3XFeIC
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2009-10-27T05:00:00+00:00

Reference: Associated Press, CT24 News, aktualne.centrum.cz, Reuters, GMA-7 News TV, DZEC Radio

Darwin Award: Ammo Dumps

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2003, IRAQ

When my unit took over an Iraqi ammunition holding area, securing this large piece of real estate was a bit of a problem. Looters periodically showed up to steal brass from the tank and artillery rounds stored in the bunkers. These guys had simple tools: hammers and chisels. And, as ninety-eight percent of Iraqis smoke, this made for an even more interesting day.

One day we saw five looters sneak into a bunker. As we made our way toward the bunker to apprehend them, the bunker exploded. It was a few days before we could get close to the demolished bunker. When we were able to investigate, we ascertained that the looters had either struck a spark while hitting a tank round with hammer and chisel, or one or all were enjoying their finest tobacco while striking the explosive. Either way, the outcome was the demise of five insurgents.

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